There is an organisation called the FTA, and they have come up with something called the “van excellence” scheme.
We couldn’t believe what they found in the back of his white van, and once you read the following story you won’t believe it either.
Incy wincy spider climbed into the van, What the spider found…wasn’t a white van man! Instead, it was a woman in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
It was a rainy and dreary morning in the city of Hull. In the distance you could just make out the familiar outline of the Humber Bridge.
“Chase me, chase me, chase,” taunted the white van man. Pretty soon the cops were hot on his tail.
As every white van man gets into his trusty white van van in the morning there are certain things he has to check for…
It is the confrontation you have all been waiting for. The moment a white van man meets a bailiff. Everybody looked on in anticipation.
“Is this is a clucking joke?” the van driver went on to add. “No it isn’t sir, and can you mind the language please, there are children here.”
White van men have long sought out the safe haven of villages. There is plenty of space, and plenty of parking, and not much “rage.”
First I gave you “Apocalypse CVI,” and now, I give you…”Van Drivers Gone Wild.” A plan for TV domination in 2019.