Who are the most hated drivers on the road? Is it those white van men who get so much bad press, or is it BMW drivers? Read on…
Are you a van driver who passed your driving test on or after the 1st January 1997. If so, then you MUST read this important message.
“Hello this is the inspector speaking to you on the pheun in the name of the leahw.”
I watched as the White Van Man was restrained by 5 French police officers as commanded by the inspector.
“The Inspector wants to talk with you,” I said to the boss over the phone as I sat there in a French Police Station. I handed over the phone.
I marched into the office of our CNR and announced “You’ve done it…Our approval rating in the white van community is the best ever!”
You’ve heard of the Pink Panther, Green Hornet and Red Dragon…now get ready for the White Van Dog.
“Do you have a license for that?” said the council worker. “You what mate?” replied the white van man.
As I walked back towards the CVI limo I noticed the windows were steamed up. “What are you doing?” I demanded to know…
The state of Arizona has seen it’s fair share of van mayhem over the last 12 months. Who can forget “white van man in the desert?” You can’t.