I watched as the White Van Man was restrained by 5 French police officers as commanded by the inspector.
“The Inspector wants to talk with you,” I said to the boss over the phone as I sat there in a French Police Station. I handed over the phone.
I arrived back at CVI HQ the following morning and there was still no word from our CNR. No calls, no texts…nothing.
I marched into the office of our CNR and announced “You’ve done it…Our approval rating in the white van community is the best ever!”
You’ve heard of the Pink Panther, Green Hornet and Red Dragon…now get ready for the White Van Dog.
“Do you have a license for that?” said the council worker. “You what mate?” replied the white van man.
Van crime is sweeping the nation like a big sweeping brush and no-one is safe. Trades people and delivery drivers. Everybody is a potential victim.
After the Dundee fiasco I found myself relegated to the office. A desk jockey, counting paperclips and making endless cups of tea.
“Hi, my name is iVan the chatbot, which of these options can I help you with today?” said the bot at the other end of the webpage.
A recent report by Consumer Intelligence has come up with one thing we were not expecting…van insurance prices are down.