Incy wincy spider climbed into the van, What the spider found…wasn’t a white van man! Instead, it was a woman in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
We haven’t seen too much of self driving vans here in the UK…but across the pond in the USA…they are starting to attract attention.
It was a rainy and dreary morning in the city of Hull. In the distance you could just make out the familiar outline of the Humber Bridge.
“Chase me, chase me, chase,” taunted the white van man. Pretty soon the cops were hot on his tail.
Capturing Pablo Escobar in a Columbian town or arresting El Chapo at the Mexican Border…that has been the war on drugs. Until now…
It sounds like a new episode of VDGW (Van Drivers Gone Wild) doesn’t it? Unfortunately the VDGW cameras didn’t catch this on tape.
As every white van man gets into his trusty white van van in the morning there are certain things he has to check for…
It is the confrontation you have all been waiting for. The moment a white van man meets a bailiff. Everybody looked on in anticipation.
“Is this is a clucking joke?” the van driver went on to add. “No it isn’t sir, and can you mind the language please, there are children here.”
The facts are in. There is no more guessing…and here at CVI HQ we are shocked, to say the least. “WOW,” was the mood in the canteen at lunch.