As winter spreads its icy tendrils out over our green and pleasant land, most of us don’t do anything to
Author Archives: News Desk
Why you may be feeling SAD…
While the majority of our readers here at CVI are waiting each week with baited breath to read out latest
Van Theft is Only Getting Worse.
Shocking news here at CVI HQ. We’re disappointed to report that new figures show that the number of stolen vans
A Haunting Tale About Van Drivers in a Post-Apocalyptic Brexit World
Brexit. If like 99.9% of the UK population, you’ve given up trying to understand what the hell happened, what is
The Rise of White Van Woman
White van women are on the rise, and their numbers are only set to grow…
A Lesson In Dogonomics
We are a nation of dog lovers. And we’re taking them to work with us.
Autumn of Terror – White Van Man STRIKES Again
Jack…is back…and he is terrorizing the roads and streets of our nation yet again.
The Wicker Van Part 4
Sergeant Dowie came face to face with…
The Wicker Van Part 3
Sergeant Dowie walked around the empty corridors of CVI HQ. He Looked at certificates on the wall that dated back from the noughties.
The Wicker Van Part 2
“Lord CVI I presume?” asked Sergeant Dowie as he walked into the office.