Van crime is sweeping the nation like a big sweeping brush and no-one is safe. Trades people and delivery drivers. Everybody is a potential victim.
After the Dundee fiasco I found myself relegated to the office. A desk jockey, counting paperclips and making endless cups of tea.
“Hi, my name is iVan the chatbot, which of these options can I help you with today?” said the bot at the other end of the webpage.
A recent report by Consumer Intelligence has come up with one thing we were not expecting…van insurance prices are down.
I arrived at CVI HQ in the morning to find everywhere locked up. “That’s strange,” I said. “Our CNR should be back from Dundee by now.”
From Dundee to Ipswich, and from The Scottish Highlands to Cardiff…there is one job which is in demand…Van Couriers!
We arrived in Dundee and the Limo driver dropped me off in at The Hilton. “I will pick you up at 8am tomorrow,” he said.
We were somewhere around Ipswich, when the mayhem started to unfold…
I could see our CNR was disturbed after the Cardiff incident. “Take an easy assignment…there is a story in Dundee,” I told him.
As I walked back towards the CVI limo I noticed the windows were steamed up. “What are you doing?” I demanded to know…