There is nothing quite like taking to the open road in your van. You have tools or parcels in the back, and the wind sweeps through your hair.
Are you a van driver who passed your driving test on or after the 1st January 1997. If so, then you MUST read this important message.
“Hello this is the inspector speaking to you on the pheun in the name of the leahw.”
No word from our Chief News Reporter in Paris, France. No pictures. No telephone calls. Nothing. Just what is going on here? I don’t know.
I watched as the White Van Man was restrained by 5 French police officers as commanded by the inspector.
“The Inspector wants to talk with you,” I said to the boss over the phone as I sat there in a French Police Station. I handed over the phone.
I arrived back at CVI HQ the following morning and there was still no word from our CNR. No calls, no texts…nothing.
I marched into the office of our CNR and announced “You’ve done it…Our approval rating in the white van community is the best ever!”
You’ve heard of the Pink Panther, Green Hornet and Red Dragon…now get ready for the White Van Dog.
“Do you have a license for that?” said the council worker. “You what mate?” replied the white van man.