We all thought the writing was on the wall for delivery drivers. “Rise Of The Drones,” said the boss of Amazon and he meant it.
First I gave you “Apocalypse CVI,” and now, I give you…”Van Drivers Gone Wild.” A plan for TV domination in 2019.
Just who is that man or woman behind the wheel of a Ford Transit these days? We know most of them use CVI…but who are they exactly?
Our very own white van men have been known to leave the island and go on tour. To Europe they go…and beyond.
Below is a synopsis for a 30 second TV ad for CVI. Maybe try it on YouTube ads first, and then roll out to Prime Time on the box.
Van crime lurks in the cracks of dawn. During the silence and calm, a famous van thief steps from the shadows.
What are the two things you should always have when entering a van and turning on the engine? Van insurance and a license.
The Police Sergeant arrived on the scene. A strict man who was formerly in the military. He took no nonsense.
Van drivers are a predictable bunch. They pack their ham sandwiches and flasks of tea and get road rage at 8:25am every morning.
“Could it be?” Van drivers such as yourself are saying around this nation of ours. “Is van insurance really down in 2018?”