After the Dundee fiasco I found myself relegated to the office. A desk jockey, counting paperclips and making endless cups of tea.
“Hi, my name is iVan the chatbot, which of these options can I help you with today?” said the bot at the other end of the webpage.
Last week our chief news reporter told the truth about white van men. “The summer of scam,” he reported while on the road.
Unchained, unleashed and….unhinged? That is the word on the street of where white van drivers are right now.
Not content with causing destruction on the roads of the UK, the white van man is now on tour, across the channel and in Europe.