You’ve heard of the Pink Panther, Green Hornet and Red Dragon…now get ready for the White Van Dog.
“Do you have a license for that?” said the council worker. “You what mate?” replied the white van man.
Van crime is sweeping the nation like a big sweeping brush and no-one is safe. Trades people and delivery drivers. Everybody is a potential victim.
After the Dundee fiasco I found myself relegated to the office. A desk jockey, counting paperclips and making endless cups of tea.
“Hi, my name is iVan the chatbot, which of these options can I help you with today?” said the bot at the other end of the webpage.